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"What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?""It will be.""And what if it is? What do I do then?" "Well, that’s the good part, I guess. You get to go find a new dream."

"What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?"
"It will be."
"And what if it is? What do I do then?"
"Well, that’s the good part, I guess. You get to go find a new dream."

belindapendragon:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

^^^Learn something new everyday…

I know of a cheetah that escaped its enclosure at a well-known, very busy zoo. It was surrounded by people and other animals. It stood there, paralyzed with fear, and couldn’t figure out what to do until the keepers lured it back into its enclosure.

belindapendragon:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

^^^Learn something new everyday…

I know of a cheetah that escaped its enclosure at a well-known, very busy zoo. It was surrounded by people and other animals. It stood there, paralyzed with fear, and couldn’t figure out what to do until the keepers lured it back into its enclosure.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

Seriously. Lived and hiked in Florida for four years. Had a gator in the pond behind my apartment. Saw a gator try to crawl into the Splash Mountain flume during my shift there. (It’s on YouTube. Look it up.) All but tripped over gators on trails. Accidentally wandered into a nest full of baby gators once. (Shut up. They sound like birds. I was looking for birds.) GATORS GIVE NO FUCKS.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

Seriously. Lived and hiked in Florida for four years. Had a gator in the pond behind my apartment. Saw a gator try to crawl into the Splash Mountain flume during my shift there. (It’s on YouTube. Look it up.) All but tripped over gators on trails. Accidentally wandered into a nest full of baby gators once. (Shut up. They sound like birds. I was looking for birds.) GATORS GIVE NO FUCKS.

shining-magically:

bewareafrozenheart:

mickeyandcompany:

Highest-grossing Disney films adjusted for inflation (x)

(Marvel movies not included)

We were discussing this in work yesterday and I’m so glad someone has posted this!

Bless. People don’t realize that Frozen made so much money in 2013/14 partly because movie tickets are like $7-15, depending on the theater and if you see it in 3D. In 1937 Snow White made $66.5 million, just domestically (Frozen has $713 million in help from foreign box offices). Movie tickets in 1937 were about twenty five cents. TWENTY FIVE CENTS. If you adjust Frozen to 1937, it only made 1/6 of Snow White’s gross. If you adjust Snow White’s initial 1937 run’s gross to 2014 ticket prices, it’s $6.5 BILLION I MEAN HOLY CRAP. Snow White was a BIG DEAL.

(I should point out, though, that the grosses in these images are counting re-releases, which isn’t exactly fair, considering Snow White had theatrical runs in 1937, 1983, 1987, and 1993. BUT just the initial run is six times Frozen’s, like I’ve said. And that is amazing.)

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg)